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Wherein AFFotD Decries the Slanderous Insinuations of American Prominence...
“Are you shitting me, Fortune Magazine? Hey, guys, from now on we’re using this fucking list as toilet paper.” ~Johnny Roosevelt, Editor-in-Chief of AFFotD Believe it or not, despite the existence of...
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John Wayne’s Pretty Darn American, Pard’ner
“Well listen here, pardner, she was just a stripper, she had no family, she can just disappear…” ~John “Marion” Wayne In the classic song, “A Boy Named Sue,” Johnny Cash tells the story about a boy who...
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The “Are You American” Quiz
“Congratulations, you have won Jeopardy! Did I mention that when I was in my 40s, I married a 27 year old woman?” ~Alex Trebek As fine purveyors of all things American, sometimes it is necessary for...
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Mad Anthony Wayne: Actually Batman
“Too Italian. What else you got?” ~Movie Executives at the suggestion of naming Marion Morrison “Anthony Wayne” instead of “John Wayne” Being a General of the Revolutionary War is a pretty good point...
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[REDACTED] Tries The Pizza Hut Stuffed Topping Pizza
“Alright, he deserves a break. Let him try that ridiculous, gloriously American pizza.” ~AFFotD Editor-in-Chief, Johnny Roosevelt A few weeks ago, we informed you of the most beautiful pizza ever...
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